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dashdrive:

why ya titty out

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via hate)

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(Source: raynarvaezjunior, via -propsandmayhem-)

tonguemovements:

w33d-land:

expressions-of-nature:

Albino Alligator | greenappaloosa on Deviant Art.

 

holy shit

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

(via d0nt-give-up-becuz-ur-losin)

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

(via heternosexual)

20daysofjune:

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM
hyper-than-hype:

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